Do you have a mustache and you’re not sure how to classify it? If the American Mustache Institute didn’t help you out you might have to default to the help of an 8 bit friend – Mario.
Mario is seen sporting a variety of fashionable mustaches – unfortunately, most of these are far too outlandish for the military. I’d be forced to choose something Nordic in nature – like Lars the Viking… yes, I think that would be excellent.
Its a shame that 4 days into the contest people can’t tell that I’m even a contestant – ha! I know, that without a shadow of doubt, I will have the most hellacious, horrendous, obscene mustache ever known to man. This is going to be hilarious.
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