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I won’t “kill you” – but, the following candle related calamities could cause me to loose my temper
1. setting the building on fire
2. blocking the view of the TV
3. filling our living space with noxious candle related fumes
4. covering the entire place in wax
5. insisting that a candle always be lit – and insisting that I light it
6. putting a candle that is a catholic saint on my dashboard
7. carving candles into small gnomes
8. placing so many candles on the eating area that I am forced to move them – and then yelling at me for moving them out of the way
9. placing candles where they are prone to being knocked over
10. moving vital supplies – like food and toilet paper – to an obscure place so you can store candles
ok… thats the short list