Chuck Norris – the man – the myth – the guy that kills with a roundhouse kick to the face is quite popular among members of the armed services. A few years ago somebody came up with a bunch of Chuck Norris “facts” that turned out to be quite hilarious. They spread like a virus across the internet and many people have read them and took the time to create their own facts.
They aren’t real facts but they are funny – for example
Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
The soldiers at LSA Anaconda/Balad decided to hold a birthday party in his honor with a special “Chuck Norris” menu.
Items served included
sidekick swiss steak
drop-kicked noodles
furious fried fish
sneaky rice
Green Beret beans
roundhouse carrots
Delta Force Gravy
Walker Texas Toast
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