It’s time for March Mustache Madness. This year, I won’t be participating. I will turn 29 this year and I am still completely unable to grow any mustache other than a molestache. It’s simply not possible for me to do. By the 7th day I am too ashamed to look in the mirror as I brush my teeth in the morning. What am I doing to myself? Why do I look like a complete child molester? Why can’t I grow handlebars?
Oh well, for those growing out a supreme ‘stache this year I salute you! I wish I could join in. Here’s to a month of awesome mustaches! I wish I could be like the rest of you and completely ignore my pride or physical appearance. Sadly, I am too vain to do so.
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