I felt lightheaded and confused but I knew that it was fantastic

After the first bite the left side of my face started to feel numb. After a few seconds I couldn’t control it and I began to drool. Undeterred I continued without regard to my health and well being. I thought I could hear the sound of angels and I approached the light.

Minutes later the episode was over and I slowly began to recover and return to this world. I had experienced something that must have been delivered straight from Heaven.

Cut to two hours prior – here I sat in this room thinking about my dinner options. The chow hall is closed on the weekend so I’m forced to venture out and find something to eat. It’s not necessarily a bad thing – getting out of the room is a welcome change. In time I noticed an article that touted burgers that could rival or even beat those served by the famed In-and-Out. Curious I looked up the location on Google Maps and off I went.

There in the distance the sign beckoned me in.

The signage was spartan but something fantastic lurked within

The decor reminded me of a Jimmy Johns – there wasn’t much to it but you don’t really need much. After all, you’re there for the food, not the decor. I ordered, filled my soda cup, and sat down to wait. A few minutes later my number was called and my food was given to me in a brown paper bag. With great excitement I tore the bag in half to reach a massive burger wrapped in tinfoil and a giant pile of fries.

That right there is what we call a stroke burger - you're gonna have one by the time you're done

This burger was perfect – perfect. I can no longer eat at Red Robin. They don’t make burgers. What they serve cannot be compared. In-and-Out serves as a distant – yes, distant – second place in my opinion. This burger was fantastic.

Thats a whole lot of fries... and they're GOOD!!!

I ate no more than a third of the fries provided. Good god, that’s a massive pile of fries.

Overall – A++

I will be returning and I’ll never forget the angelic music – wow – that was a good burger.