Oh the irony!

The only explanation is that someone knows how exhausted I am and they want me to get a decent nights sleep before spending 28 hours driving home.

I guess I should explain. Last night I went to bed early knowing that I had my evaluation and that I needed to be well rested. [...]

This is not the same country

For starters I’m not freezing to death. On average, its been about 20 degrees warmer throughout the entire day. Last time I was here we endured temps that hovered in the high teens and low twenties but now the nighttime low is in the 40s. This is simply too odd. I’ve got a bunch [...]

Rock usually wins

In a game of paper-rock-scissors any of the three can win. In a game of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock most people can’t keep track of the rules so the winner is seldom decided. When you play rock vs. eye rock always wins.

On Friday I wanted to take care of as many chores [...]

I’m laughing out loud

Corporate responsibility is a joke – obviously. A man was recently inundated with fax spams multiple times per day on his personal line. He tracked down the phone number for the company and requested they remove him from the list. They didn’t want to remove him from the fax list because they were far [...]